captainf-ingmagic said: ...okay, now Pharry, in the name of OTP equal-opportunity. :D <3
who cooks normally?: Perry because honestly would you trust Harry around fire? Or knives? Or making edible food?
how often do they fight?: I wouldn’t call it ‘fighting’, exactly. Harry talking non-stop, Perry trying to spout logic at him, finally shutting Harry up with a kiss/hand/WHATEVER. Perry is 90% of the time right about whatever they were discussing to begin with.
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Perry tries not to let that happen too often. If it has to, though, he has Harmony or someone else look after Harry. Bored Harry is like a bored kitten: leave him alone for any length of time and he’ll find trouble. That and/or destroy something expensive.
nicknames for each other?: Harry would be the cutesy sort to come up with all kinds of names, really cloyingly sweet ones that he’d use in public and Perry would just lineface (but secretly love each one).
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Perry without a doubt. All the money goes into his account. Harry with loose change in his pocket? Never a good idea.
who steals the covers at night?: Harry. He’s used to having nothing, hence the need to wear at least three layers at all times (but no socks, wtf bro), so he’ll grab hold of the covers and snuggle them as close as humanly possible. Perry’s taken to order a bigger size and tucking them into the mattress.
what would they get each other for gifts?: It wouldn’t really be gifts since it’s all with Perry’s money. :| But, even so, Harry would love buying him gifts (the more expensive the better, right?). He’d stick to general things, because one time he wandered into a sex shop to get something… That didn’t turn out so well.
who kissed who first?: Perry kissed him first, just to avoid sighting by the cops. That still counts because both definitely enjoyed it; Harry played up the hetero panic a bit too much. Later on down the line, Harry kissed him, really went for a passionate one (which he wasn’t good at, but was enthusiastic enough that Perry didn’t mind) just to show Perry that, yes, he DID want to be with him.
who made the first move?: See above ;)
who remembers things?: Perry, definitely. Harry thinks in brilliant spurts of genius, occasionally has flashes of important details.
who started the relationship?: Harry, after he finally realized he and Harmony wouldn’t work out. (Of course he’d fucked Perry once or twice on the side, but he told himself it Didn’t Count since he was ‘dating’ Harmony.)
who cusses more?: Harry. Perry has better control of it when he wants.
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: I think we see plenty of that in canon. Both would go into super badass ‘SHIT JUST GOT REAL’ mode cuz NO ONE hurts their lover.